“Amercia” is one reason why the Romney campaign needs a new copy editor. Here’s another.
that parallel structure will get you every time
and so will your family members apparently
That is not the Amercia of my dreams.
I don’t know, some Thanksgivings I just want to go all Dangerous Game on my kin.
Amercia - Land of the Free and Home of the Heavily Armed Granny Agnes.
Also it looks like there’s a kinky three-way going on in that stylized “R.”
Hey all! Cross your fingers that I can trick my college into thinking I’m still a student and therefore get in and use their newly renovated pool THAT WAS NEVER OPEN WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY A STUDENT and therefore I think I deserve to get some post-graduate use out of.
If I manage, I get swimmzies for free like a mile from my house! Wheee!
Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!
NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.
the structure or energy of the water
what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice
the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about
Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:
Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.
(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.
This movement causes friction
That’s not what friction is.
It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
Let’s take these one at a time.
- Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
- Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
- Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.
things that are not found in nature
What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.
lemme just point something cool out:
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
that’s not just the definition of “heat”, as pointed out, but also the definition of putting energy into an object in general. heat and light are the lowest level reactions to something getting pumped full of energy
YAY I LOVE WILDUNICORNHERD
I kept smelling grilling in my classroom, and I was like… I’m either going nuts or I’ve broken the poor little hot pot already.
And then I looked outside, and there they are, grilling, in the middle of the school day. Well then.
Problem: There is nothing pre-made to eat except a leftover turkey croquette from last night, which is definitely not breakfast food. I can’t cook, either, because making pancakes or waffles or something without waking Dan would be unsportsmanlike.
Solution: Clean the coffee maker and feel sad.
On second thought my stomach just made a noise recalling the feral cries of our ancestors, so maybe I will go get something to eat.
Alas, that involves a shirt, since the kitchen windows are open. Ahh, tristesse, ze world, eet eez difficile.
Good morning. I ought to be using the time before Dan wakes up to, say, plan for the upcoming week of school, or at least feed myself considering my current hunger level, but no, no, instead I’ll just lie naked on the couch surfing the internet and, using my laptop’s touchpad and MS Paint, draw myself lying naked on the couch surfing the internet.
So there we have it.
So, this afternoon my uncle and I found some kittens in the shed. He wanted to kill them, I protested so Mom and I brought them to West Side Cats. WSC said they were about 2-3 weeks old - still not weened from the mom (so now we’re trying to catch the mother, who’s definitely a feral cat).
These guys need homes though. They won’t be able to be adopted for another 6-8 weeks because of how small they are right now. But they’re only $90 to adopt and they come with ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:
- Spayed/Neutered
- Tested for FeLV/FIV - Negative
- Both FVRCP shots/boosters
- Rabies vaccination
- Dewormed
- Treated for fleas
- Lifetime return guarantee
If you’re interested, get send me a message and I’ll get you the information. Right now we’re probably going to adopt the little calico girl (hence all the photos). They’re going to keep us updated so I hope everything works out.
These are kittens that look exactly like the cats my recently deceased Nana loved so I would really like to see them go to good homes. Despite their eye infections (which will be all cleaned up by time they’re ready to adopt) they were all very sweet and cuddly.
If you can’t adopt, please signal boost! I WILL DRIVE THE CATS WITHIN AN HOUR-TWO HOUR DISTANCE FROM THE SHELTER/KENT OR TRY AND MEET YOU HALFWAY. Please help!
